So what if Taylor Swift’s big moment was ruined?  That whole performance served a higher good.

The U.S. has become so divided, lately.

The conservatives think the liberals are trying to instill Hitlerian death panels to retroactively murder the baby Stephen Hawking. The liberals think the conservatives want to plant rfid chips in your pupils then torture you because they mistook your email asking for a free Vidal Sassoon sample for a fan letter to Gore Vidal.

Kanye West shown wearing sunglasses at night so he can keep track of the visions in his eyes.

Kanye West shown wearing sunglasses at night so he can keep track of the visions in his eyes.

We are fighting each other over everything. We fight about religion. We fight about homosexuality which is still just fighting about religion. We fight about abortion which is really still fighting about religion. We fight about evolution.

I swear I will think of something that isn’t, ultimately, another fight about religion.

I KNOW!

We fight about some story where a vampire twinkles.

I’m getting off track.

Kanye West shown here in orbital free fall, on a bicycle, wearing a grandpa cardigan.

Kanye West shown here in orbital free fall, on a bicycle, wearing a grandpa cardigan.

My point is, divisiveness abounds. I, for one, appreciate when somebody like Kanye West comes along and does something that is an incontrovertible dick move. The whole country can come together and say, “Wow, what a cunt!”

O’Reilly called him a pinhead. Obama called him a jackass. Don’t you see? We’re agreeing.

Isn’t it nice?